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Interviews/Performances

Dec 052016
 
christmastree-dateIt’s Christmas Tree Week, the first full week in December. We thought we’d have a little fun and point out some of the differences between a Christmas Tree and a date.
  1. A Christmas tree is ready when you go to pick it up.
  2. A Christmas tree won’t retaliate if you dump it after a month.
  3. You don’t need a clever line to pick up a Christmas tree.
  4. You can fondle a tree before you take it home.A Christmas tree doesn’t mind you looking under it.
  5. A Christmas tree doesn’t become envious around bigger trees. This would be known as treeness envy.
  6. A Christmas tree doesn’t go to pieces if you bust its balls.
  7. You don’t have to worry about who else has had your tree.
  8. A Christmas tree doesn’t worry about how many others you’ve had.
  9. A Christmas tree doesn’t object to electrical appliances (but does prefer shiny things).
  10. A Christmas tree doesn’t think you’re whacko if there’s an artificial tree in your closet.
  11. The tree doesn’t get upset when you tie it up and put it in the trunk to take it home.
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