Ten Alternative Insults to Make You Appear More Intelligent

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What we learned today with TLC in the Morning.

cacafuegoIt happens all the time, some cacafuego makes you feel like a ninnyhammer and you really want to bescumber him or her. But sometimes you need something better than some perfunctory cursewords.

If you want to rise above the fray to someone look obtuse, use one of these suggested words from quizlet.com instead. Then try not guffaw when they quickly run to google the word.

  • Bescumber: to spray with poo
  • Buncombe: a ludicrously false statement that means bulls*** or nonsense.
  • Cacafuego: a swaggering braggart or boaster
  • Coccydynia: a pain in the butt
  • Corpulent: very fat
  • Fice: a person of little worth or someone with a bad temper
  • Frenchify: to contract a venereal disease
  • Hircismus: offensive armpit odor
  • Microphallus: an unusually small penis
  • Ninnyhammer: a fool or a silly person